Name: Nondescript Holiday Adventure Song
Duration: P00H03M56S
Description: 100% of the proceeds of this track will go to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital funding.

Nondescript Holiday Adventure Song

by Brigands

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100% of the proceeds of this track will go to St. Jude Children's Research Hospital funding.

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the clock read DEC two three
when my ex heard through her ceiling
a drunk in red well sadly that was me

i broke her lights while caroling
the papers spun their own stories
some called me a defender, some pc
the christians and the left wing misread me

(chorus)
<merry christmas>
now the preacher thinks he speaks for me
but i'm fighting for what i believe
it's not a baby but a needle tree
some mistletoe and memories

through my cell i heard sleigh bells ring
the wall came down who did i see
but Santa staring down from his red sleigh

said boy you better come with me
we'll use well your celebrity
and make a christmas documentary
so hop in cos we've got some dreams to keep

(chorus)
<merry christmas>
now we're flying high on christmas eve
and i film him climb down the chimneys
we finished up in greece at ten past three
when they see this they'll all believe

then santa poured us a couple tall spiked eggnogs
and he turned to me and said son
you're last on the list,
what do you want from me?

i said bring my girl back to me
he said there's rules are you crazy?
i broke the tape in rage and he tackled me

(chorus)
<merry christmas>
now we're rolling around in the street
and st. nick reached back and cold cocked me
<scary christmas>
i woke up with my girl over me
she said that's why we don't do lsd

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released November 30, 2014

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